a monster hunt

I have been on a monster hunt. Not to brag, but I am a monster hunter with mad skills.
That big orange one up there, went by the names of Hank and Buck and they were a little troublesome.
But I got them, due to my mad monster hunting skills, and mounted them on a piece of pine so I can hang them over my mantel.

Zelda here, she was hiding under my bed.

Or should I say she thought she was hiding under my bed.
Now her head is on a mount and she is proudly displayed over my dead monster rug.

*please note no real monster were harmed in the making of this blog post